Parent Island: Impending Invasion

Parent Island: Impending Invasion

Events of the past several months both confound and fascinate (has it been 9 months here on this island already, half-deprived of sleep, forced to devour my meals as quickly as possible?). The Little Lord continues to rule with a tiny iron fist—and has developed a growing sense of restlessness. To note: He takes constant, grubby hold of nearby islanders… Read more →

Parent Island: New Diet

Parent Island: New Diet

Are the Parent Islanders practicing some intentional witchcraft? Or are newfound attempts to fatten their Little Lord simply being met with unintended—and severely gruesome—consequences. In recent days, the Little Lord’s diet has been further supplemented with various cereals—oats, rice. Somehow, the effects have advanced his gastrointestinal system to that of a full-grown man (or, perhaps, a large and very incontinent… Read more →

Parent Island: Mystery of the Milk

Parent Island: Mystery of the Milk

The Little Lord has a highly exclusive diet. He alone drinks the precious milk from the women of the island—who must produce it constantly and store it for the Lord’s sudden, nocturnal demands. The Lord tests his followers: always be prepared for his surprise feedings. Proper storage of the milk also remains the purview of these women, who mark the… Read more →

Re-Watch: Highlander

Re-Watch: Highlander

I consider this movie future required viewing for young Quinny—but since it had been awhile from my own last viewing, I wanted to see how it held up. Thankfully, fairly well. The Script A much earlier version of the script exists over at IMSDB. As written, Connor MacLeod, the Highlander, is a much less moral character. He’s as much a… Read more →

Parent Island: League of Costumes

Parent Island: League of Costumes

The island worshippers regularly dress their Little Lord in ornate, often nonsensical garb. The Lord will demonstrate his disapproval of each carefully presented outfit by vomiting or defecating over it; or by defacing the ensemble, pulling off its socks (the Little Lord does not waste words for things beneath his contempt). In a strange ceremony recently witnessed, the worshippers dressed… Read more →